British Men Behaving Badly (TV Series)
Intruders (1992)
Martin Clunes: Gary
Quotes
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Gary : [walks into Dermot's room and finds him wearing his new suit] Dermot!
[Dermot grabs his duvet and holds it in front of him, covering his suit]
Gary : Oh, I see. It's a duvet. Well, silly old me. I thought for a moment you'd spent all the money you owe me on a new suit,
[yanks duvet out of Dermot's hands]
Gary : you piece of scum.
Dermot : I'm looking after it for a friend.
Gary : No, you're not.
Dermot : All right. It's an investment.
Gary : No, it isn't. It's a bloody new, bloody suit, you bastard.
Dermot : It's not my fault. Whenever I see a cheque, I go out of control. I'm the same with tight black skirts, actually.
Gary : This is my money we are talking about here. What would you say if I emptied your wallet and went out on a spending spree?
Dermot : I'd say, "What can you buy these days for an old library ticket and a picture of Lisa bending down on Brighton Beach?"
Gary : Shut up.
[looks around the room]
Gary : Well, what else have you bought for yourself?
Dermot : Nothing.
[Gary sees the shopping bag on Dermot's bed]
Gary : Well, what's in that bag?
Dermot : [grabs bag] Oh, it's-- it's a cookery book.
Gary : You expect me to believe that, do you?
Dermot : You're always saying you're tired of me cooking the same thing all the time.
Gary : [sighs] Yeah, all right.
[starts to walk out of the room]
Dermot : Not that there's anything wrong with fish fingers Sur La Toast.
[Gary pauses at the door and points at Dermot's sunglasses]
Gary : Take those stupid sunglasses off.