Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)
Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century (1969)
Eric Idle: Vicar, Pepperpot, Sandy Camp, Boxer, Arrested Newsreader, Encyclopedia salesman (burglar)
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Quotes
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Encyclopedia salesman : [rings doorbell] Burglar!
[rings again]
Encyclopedia salesman : Burglar!
House wife : [opens door part way] Yes?
Encyclopedia salesman : Burglar, madam.
House wife : Whatchu want?
Encyclopedia salesman : I want to come in and steal a few things, madam.
House wife : Are you an encyclopedia salesman?
Encyclopedia salesman : No madam, I'm a burglar, I burgle people.
House wife : I think you're an encyclopedia salesman.
Encyclopedia salesman : Oh I'm not. Open the door and let me in, please.
House wife : If I let you in, you'll sell me encyclopedias...
Encyclopedia salesman : I won't madam, I just want to come in and ransack the flat, honestly.
House wife : Promise no encyclopedias?
Encyclopedia salesman : None at all.
House wife : Alright.
[unchains the door]
Encyclopedia salesman : [stepping in] Mind you, I don't know whether you've ever really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of encyclopedias, ya know. It can do you a really wonder...