American Dad! (TV Series)

It's Good to Be the Queen (2006)

Jeremy Sisto: Mitch

Quotes 

• Mitch : One thing delivering pizzas has taught me is that easy street isn't always the best route.

  Steve Smith : So true.

  Roger the Alien : Okay, Steve, when people start a sentence with, "What delivering pizzas has taught me," that's the go-ahead to tune out.

• Steve Smith : [to Mitch]  Sorry, my... um, war veteran uncle here blew up your car.

  Mitch : No matter. A car is merely a means oftransporting pizzas. Thankfully the pizzas survived, for they contain the dough of life.

  Roger the Alien : [pretends to wake up]  I'm sorry. I drifted off. Are you on Thorazine? What the hell? I mean, what year is it? Who's president?

  Steve Smith : Roger! Mitch, if you can't finish your route, won't you lose your job?

  Mitch : Perhaps, for lo, when a pie reaches not its destination, a trust is broken forever.

  Roger the Alien : Yeah, look, Kung Fu, I prefer my crazy in my bread.