Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Lilly, Do You Want to Know a Secret? (2006)

Emily Osment: Lilly Truscott

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Quotes 

• Lilly Truscott : [after she sneaks into Hannah's Dressing room]  Hannah Montana!

  Hannah Montana : Whoever you are, you have to get out of here right now or I'll call security!

  Lilly Truscott : Wait, wait no!, I'm sorry I was just looking for a souvenir, My name's Lilly Truscott and I'm a *huge* fan!

  Lilly Truscott : [Hannah closes her eyes and stares at a pie, then shoves it in her face]  Did you just shove pie in your face?

  Hannah Montana : It's not a real pie. It's ummm. A foaming facial wash... Pie.

• Lilly Truscott : [Hannah stands behind the coat rack and moves clothes in front of her face so Lilly can't see her]  I just wish Miley were here.

  Hannah Montana : [talks fast]  Uh, Miley, who's Miley, I don't know Miley, that's a strange name.

  Lilly Truscott : Oh, she's my best friend.

  Hannah Montana : [spreads clothes on coat rack and steps through it, then she runs to the door and opens it]  Right! Well then, why don't you go get her.

  Lilly Truscott : Oh, great idea, I'll call her

  [takes out cell phone] 

  Hannah Montana : [closes door]  No!

  [walks up to her] 

  Hannah Montana : You know, cell phones don't really work in here, it has to do with the walls and the cement and...

  [her cell phone starts ringing and she looks down at it] 

  Hannah Montana : OK, they must've fixed it.

  Lilly Truscott : [Lilly's mouth opens]  Aren't you gonna get that?

  Hannah Montana : Uh, uh, uh, uh, No! I'm talking to you that would be rude.

  [phone ring more] 

  Hannah Montana : Ok, she's not home

  [closes Lilly's cell phone] 

  Lilly Truscott : Wow, that was weird!

  Hannah Montana : [reaches for a pen and a picture]  Uh, why don't I just give you an autograph for her.

  Oliver Oken : What about me, I'm the one who loves you!

  [Hannah closes her eyes] 

  Oliver Oken : [see's the pie on Hannah's face]  Your much paler in person

  Hannah Montana : Yeah, and you know what, gosh it was real fun meetin' you guys but I really gotta go.

  Oliver Oken : Wait! Can't I shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair?

  Hannah Montana : No! But you can take this towel.

  [throws him the towel she wiped pie out of her eyes with] 

  Oliver Oken : Hannah Montana's towel!

  [falls from window] 

  Oliver Oken : [crashing noises]  Its ok, none of my blood got on the towel!

  Lilly Truscott : Well, I guess I'm leaving too.

  Hannah Montana : [motions her out the door]  OK!

  Lilly Truscott : Without even a towel as a souvenir.

  Hannah Montana : [motions her out of the room again]  Buh bye!

  Lilly Truscott : Nothing but my memories, which will fade, too, too, quickly.

  [turns back around] 

  Hannah Montana : All right all right! Here!

  [hands her a scarf] 

  Lilly Truscott : Oh my gosh!

  [puts scarf around her neck] 

  Lilly Truscott : The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage!

  [Hannah grabs the autograph and hands it to her] 

  Lilly Truscott : I can't believe. Hey I have a lucky bracelet just like that! I loaned it to my best friend yesterday. Of course mine says Lilly on the back...

  [looks at bottom of bracelet] 

  Lilly Truscott : Just like that.

  [wipes pie off of Hannah's face] 

  Hannah Montana : Ta da!

• Hannah Montana : Um, hey Amber, I think it's time to pluck the 'stache

  Lilly Truscott : and Ashley...

  [gasps] 

  Lilly Truscott : ...is that a zit or are you growing a new head!

  Hannah Montana , Lilly Truscott : [they lean in and examine Amber and Ashley's faces]  Eww!

• Lilly Truscott : Booger check!

  Hannah Montana : Uhh, you are so... gross!

• Lilly Truscott : [after Hannah's cell phone rings]  Aren't you gonna get that?

  Hannah Montana : No I'm talking to you that would be rude!

• Lilly Truscott : Wow, that was weird.

• Lilly Truscott : What size shoe do you wear?

  Miley Stewart : I'm a five.

  Lilly Truscott : I'm a six, but I'll squeeze!

• Fairmaine : I love you Hannah Montana!

  Jackson Stewart : Do you mind? I am on the phone here, all right? I've got a life too you know. And I would appreciate it if I could have one conversation without hearing the words Hannah Montana.

  [on the phone] 

  Jackson Stewart : Yeah, that's right girl, I know Hannah Montana!

  [Hannah/Miley rolls her eyes] 

  Jackson Stewart : And I got two incredible tickets for tomorrow night, great we'll see you then!

  [hangs up phone and turns to Hannah/Miley] 

  Jackson Stewart : I need two incredible seats for tomorrow night!

  Hannah Montama : Sorry, I'm sold out!

  Jackson Stewart : Dad!

  Robbie Stewart : Hey think about it this way Miley, he goes out with the girl, they fall in love, they get married and he moves out.

  Hannah Montama : [tosses her jacket on the couch turns to Robbie and Jackson and points both index fingers at them]  You've got the tickets

  Miley Stewart : [phone rings]  Hello?

  Lilly Truscott : [yelling]  Hey it's me, landing in twenty seconds!

  Miley Stewart : Great!

  Miley Stewart : Lilly alert in 18 seconds!

  [takes off wig and jacket grabs another jacket and puts it on] 

  Jackson Stewart : She's your best friend Miley, sooner or later your gonna have to tell her your Hannah Montana.

  Miley Stewart : I pick later!

  Robbie Stewart : 9 seconds, get the juice!

  Miley Stewart : Got it!

  Robbie Stewart : Good!

  Robbie Stewart : 3!

  Jackson Stewart : [opens the door]  2!

  Miley Stewart : 1!

  Lilly Truscott : Guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town! Miley, you and I, I being your best friend, are going to see, the one, the only, Hannah Montana! Woo!

  [Miley's eyes double in size] 

  Lilly Truscott : You're not screaming, why aren't you screaming?

  Jackson Stewart : Oh believe me, she's screaming on the inside.

  [Robbie wraps his arm around Jackson's mouth] 

  Jackson Stewart : [Miley screams in her head] 

• Lilly Truscott : [crawls on a rotating closet that Miley just showed her the opposite way]  Cut me some slack Hannah!

  Miley Stewart : Hannah? I knew this would happen!

  Lilly Truscott : Did I say Hannah? I didn't mean that, it was a mistake!

  Miley Stewart : No! The mistake was trusting you!

  [Lilly stops crawling and the rotating closet carries her into the back] 

• Lilly Truscott : Ok, we didn't get those seats. Minor setback. but the good news is

  [starts whispering] 

  Lilly Truscott : we have better seats for Hannah Montana!

  Miley Stewart : I'm sorry, it's just that, I don't like Hannah Montana

  [pulls her hair behind her head and starts eating] 

  Lilly Truscott : [leans down until her head is almost even with the table]  What?

  Oliver Oken : [walks in and starts talking to girls]  Hey baby, how are you doing?... Oliver Oken, and may I say you two, are smokin'

  Amber : In your dreams.

  Oliver Oken : I'm countin' on that!

  [walks past another girl] 

  Oliver Oken : Hey slick!... Hey! Oh yeah, she wants me.

  Lilly Truscott : Oliver, you're not going to believe this! Miley says she "doesn't" like Hannah Montana!

  Oliver Oken : What! Hannah Montana is a goddess! I worship at her feet!, in fact, FYI someday I'm gonna be Mr. Hannah Montana.

  [Miley's eyebrows go halfway up her forehead] 

  Oliver Oken : I'm gonna watch her every minute of every day, and protect her from any obsessed fans, and every night I''m gonna shampoo and condition that beautiful "blonde" hair.

  Miley Stewart : Oliver, I say this because I care about you, *get some help*!

• Hannah Montana : [takes some toilet paper and wipes pie off her face]  Lilly, I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but you cannot just freeze me out like this, please talk to me.

  Lilly Truscott : I thought we were friends, I thought we told each other everything. But I guess I was wrong, since you kept just about the biggest secret in the world! Miley Stewart slash Hannah Montana!

• Lilly Truscott : We do do that... what?

  Jackson Stewart : You said, "do-do"!

• Lilly Truscott : [When sneaking into Hannah Montana's dressing room]  Whoa... that's not good...

  [lands] 

  Lilly Truscott : AND SHE STICKS THE LANDING!

• Lilly Truscott : I can't believe my best friend won't come with me to see my favorite singer! If you don't come with me I'll have to go with Mr. Hannah Montana.

• Lilly Truscott : Miley don't make me go see my favorite singer without my best friend. If you don't take this ticket, I'm going to end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Montana.