Scrubs (TV Series)

My Half-Acre (2006)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• Julie Quinn : It's so late, I gotta go. I have a dog and a fish. I have to feed them and walk them and stuff. I'm Julie! Hi!

  Elliot : I was Elliot.

• Jordan : What are you guys talking about?

  Elliot : Well J.D has this...

  Jordan : Already bored.

• J.D. : How did you know I'd move to fast with Julie?

  Dr. Cox : How do you know that I can be that kind of dad?

  Turk : How did you that Kelso just wanted respect?

  Elliot : Because I know you!

  Carla : Because I know you!

  Janitor : Because I know him!

  Todd : [watches it on the security camera]  This is so cool!

• J.D. : Morning, Elliot! By the way, Julie's here. I'm not gonna kiss and tell.

  Elliot : Oh really? 'Cause I just got your text that said, "Bone city".

  J.D. : Oh really? That went through?

• Elliot : You know, I actually like Julie, so don't do that thing you always do.

  J.D. : If you're referring to the game Find the Saltine, relax. I don't even play that with Turk anymore.

• J.D. : [Voice over]  So I had to use Elliot's advice with Julie. Luckily, she's not great at gloating.

  Elliot : Ha ha, you had sex last night with a beautiful girl that you really like!

  J.D. : [Voice over]  Sometimes she needs a little help.

  [out loud] 

  J.D. : Uh, you probably meant if it weren't for you, I'd still be dating my laptop.

  Elliot : Right. In your face, ha ha!

  [whispering] 

  Elliot : Thank you.

• Elliot : So, you got the second date. Just don't repeat the same mistakes you made with me. For instance, don't speed down the road and pretend your brakes are out. I don't care if it got you laid once in high school. It is not funny, and I still have not forgiven you for killing that family's pony. But most importantly, if you ever find yourself in a romantic situation again, ignore whatever pops into your head. Just look into her eyes and say these exact words: I'm. So glad. I found you.