Kaput and Zösky: The Ultimate Obliterators (TV Series)
At Arm's Length (2003)
Mark Camacho: Zösky
Quotes
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Kaput : [reading a newspaper] Hey hey hey, look at this! Ron O' Bandaigley won the tournament of the Centauri sector!
Zösky : Really, Kaput, that's not news, that's just sports! Let me see that.
[he takes the paper and reads it]
Zösky : Well, I *never*! Did you know that fourteen percent of people *don't* wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?
Kaput : And I suppose that's more important than Ron O' Bandaigley winning the tournament of the Centauri sector?
Zösky : Do you know what your problem is, Kaput? You lack good judgement and taste!
Kaput : Oh, yeah? Well, you know what your problem is?
[he snatches the paper]
Kaput : YOU DON'T HAVE A NEWSPAPER!
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Zösky : [a snake appears behind him] The mosquitoes in this planet are pretty vicious, don't you think? YEEEARGH!
[the snake bites him and he goes flying in the air, then lands on Kaput]
Kaput : It's not just the mosquitoes that are vicious around here, what's the matter with you?
Zösky : He tried to eat me!