- Kaput: [reading a newspaper] Hey hey hey, look at this! Ron O' Bandaigley won the tournament of the Centauri sector!
- Zösky: Really, Kaput, that's not news, that's just sports! Let me see that.
- [he takes the paper and reads it]
- Zösky: Well, I *never*! Did you know that fourteen percent of people *don't* wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?
- Kaput: And I suppose that's more important than Ron O' Bandaigley winning the tournament of the Centauri sector?
- Zösky: Do you know what your problem is, Kaput? You lack good judgement and taste!
- Kaput: Oh, yeah? Well, you know what your problem is?
- [he snatches the paper]
- Kaput: YOU DON'T HAVE A NEWSPAPER!
- Zösky: [a snake appears behind him] The mosquitoes in this planet are pretty vicious, don't you think? YEEEARGH!
- [the snake bites him and he goes flying in the air, then lands on Kaput]
- Kaput: It's not just the mosquitoes that are vicious around here, what's the matter with you?
- Zösky: He tried to eat me!