- Wayne Foxworthy: [after Matt and Jeff moon the car next to them, not realizing Karen was in the next car] ... uhh Jeff, Did you happen to get a look at who was in the next car?
- Jeff Foxworthy: It wasn't exactly my EYES that we're staring them in the face
- Wayne Foxworthy: 'cause,uhh, I think you just mooned your wife!
- Matt Foxworthy: [laughing] Good one, Dad!
- Wayne Foxworthy: What are YOU laughing at, Junior Butt? You just mooned your mom!
- Gayle: [after Jeff and Matt mooned them] STOP IT! What was that?
- Karen Foxworthy: [laughing hysterically] You want my professionaly opinion?... WE JUST GOT MOONED!
- DeeDee: Hmm, Girls, A little HAM before our ICE CREAM!