The Simpsons (TV Series)
Brother from the Same Planet (1993)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz
Quotes
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[Bart's class is having Show and Tell]
Bart : Someday, I want to be an F-14 pilot like my hero, Tom. He lent me this new weapon called a neural disrupter.
[Bart demonstrates the sheer power of the neural disrupter by shooting it at Martin's forehead]
Martin Prince : Hey...
[falls down on the ground, twitching]
Mrs. Krabappel : He's not dead, is he Bart?
Bart : Nah, but I wouldn't give him any homework for awhile.
Mrs. Krabappel : Very good, Bart. Thank you.
Bart : Oh, don't thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military build-up.
Mrs. Krabappel : Mmm. Milhouse, you're next.
Milhouse Van Houten : Uh, I have a horsey.
[mimics his toy horse neighing in a slurry way which then trails off]
Nelson Muntz : Wuss!
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Bart : Dad. Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac", and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?
Homer : [laughs] Yeah?
Bart : Will you teach me how to do that?
Homer : Sure boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman, and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back.
[laughs along with Bart]
Homer : And then when he's lying down on the ground.
Bart : Yeah?
Homer : Kick him in the ribs.
Bart : Yeah?
Homer : Step on his neck.
Bart : Yeah?
Homer : And run like hell.
[Bart and Homer laugh]
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Bart : [Trying to aim his thoughts toward Homer] Pick up Bart. Pick up Bart.
Milhouse Van Houten : [In a trance, picking up Bart's thoughts, but saying Pick Up Bart backwards and writing it on the wall] Trab pu kcip, Trab pu kcip.