- Slinkman: [as shadow puppet Lumpus] Grumble, grumble, I'm very annoyed. Slinkman! Slinkman!
- [as shadow puppet Slinkman]
- Slinkman: Reporting for duty, sir.
- [as shadow puppet Lumpus]
- Slinkman: I thought I told you to order the Jelly Beans lights out!
- [as shadow puppet Slinkman]
- Slinkman: I did sir, but they were scheduled for a shadow puppet show tonight.
- [He clears his throat as shadow puppet Lumpus]
- Algonquin C. Lumpus: [walks into Jelly Bean Cabin] Slinkman! Slinkman!
- Slinkman: Reporting for duty, sir.
- Algonquin C. Lumpus: I thought I told you to order the Jelly Beans lights out!
- Slinkman: I did sir, but they were scheduled for a shadow puppet show tonight.
- [Lumpus clears his throat. Talk about life imitating art]
- Algonquin C. Lumpus: [to Lazlo] That's a good little monkey...
- [to Raj]
- Algonquin C. Lumpus: ... and a good little... elephant boy...
- [to Clam]
- Algonquin C. Lumpus: ... and a good little... whatever you are.
- Mommy Lumpus: Aw, happy birthday, honey. I named a comet after you.
- Young Lumpus: I wanted a bicycle!
- Daddy Lumpus: You are getting a comet, and you're gonna like it!
- Raj: It's my blanket, sir. It's horrible.
- Algonquin C. Lumpus: What do you mean, the blanket?
- Raj: It's the wrong one, sir. This is my Monday blanket. But what I need tonight is my Friday blanket.
- Algonquin C. Lumpus: Then why don't you exchange the blanket and go to sleep?
- Raj: Right away, sir.
- [He salutes and exchanges blankets]
- Algonquin C. Lumpus: Lights out!
- [Raj obediently turns out the light]