- Frank Barone: Hey! Is that Marie's canister?
- Debra Barone: No!
- [walks away]
- Frank Barone: [follows Debra] Wait a minute! Let me see that! You DID have that canister!
- [smiling]
- Frank Barone: She's been going on and on about that thing like it's King Tut's golden undies.
- Debra Barone: Please... Frank... d-don't say anything. If she finds out I had this thing...
- Frank Barone: [chuckling] You're in big trouble lady.
- Debra Barone: Listen, I-I'm begging you Frank. What do I do?
- Frank Barone: [smiling] Give your heart to God cause your ass is Marie's
- [after finding a canister Debra told Marie she didn't have]
- Raymond 'Ray' Barone: I know how we can fix this. You just return the canister with your heart in it.
- Marie Barone: Oh really Frank? Well here's what's not funny. THIS MARRIAGE!
- Debra Barone: Marie, I...
- Frank Barone: [interrupts Debra] Let her go.
- Marie Barone: This is so typical of you and your *so called* sense of humor. You have NO respect for me whatsoever, and you never have! Well I promise you something, Frank. You will NOT be looking back on this little stunt as funny. I hope you're happy with yourself. You have RUINED EASTER!
- [grabs canister out of Frank's hands and storms off into the kitchen]
- Debra Barone: Frank, I don't know what to say. Why did you do that?
- Frank Barone: I don' know, I didn't want that to happen to you. You're like my daughter.
- Debra Barone: Oh,
- [smiling]
- Debra Barone: thank you.
- Frank Barone: And she was gonna yell at me like that later anyway. I ate the back side of that ham.
- Marie Barone: [in the kitchen and has noticed the back side of the ham] FRANK!
- Marie Barone: My canister! Where'd you get that?
- Frank Barone: I was... uh... was hiding it for you! Thought it would be funny.
- Marie Barone: You what?
- Frank Barone: Yeah, I was using it to store my nuts and bolts in. Then when I heard you bragging about it, I, uh, hid it in the attic. Pretty funny, huh?
- Marie Barone: Frank, I love that canister!! I've been running around, tearing my hair out, like a crazy woman looking for that!!!
- Frank Barone: All *funny*.