Everybody Loves Raymond (TV Series)

The Gift (1997)

Ray Romano: Ray Barone

Quotes 

• [after giving his father a great gift and wondering how he's going to give one equally good next year] 

  Raymond : You don't get it. It's not that I don't have to worry for a year, it's that I have a YEAR to WORRY!

• Marie Barone : [Frank has just gone upstairs to change into his stretchy pants]  Okay, let's get the presents.

  Ray Barone : What are you talking about?

  Debra Barone : Presents? You told me we weren't getting him a present.

  Ray Barone : I-He hates presents. Robert, what's going on? We stopped getting him presents.

  Robert Barone : Well, it *is* his sixty-fifth birthday, Raymond. You didn't get him a present?

  Ray Barone : I got him a card, a funny card.

  Robert Barone : So no present from you.

  Ray Barone : Well... The kids made stuff.

  Robert Barone : But nothing from you.

  Ray Barone : No.

  Robert Barone : Dad, you coming down, or what?

• Ray Barone : I don't know why you keep trying. You're just gonna have to return it like always.

  Marie Barone : Uh-uh. Not this year. It's a final-sale item. No refunds and no exchanges.

  Frank Barone : That's what her parents said when we got married.