My Family (TV Series)
Auto Erotica (2002)
Zoë Wanamaker: Susan Harper
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Quotes
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Abi : No, I've got no role model in this relationship stuff. I mean, how do you make it work?
Susan : Well, first of all, you need to get a boyfriend.
Abi : Oh, right. Then do you break his spirit right away or wear him down over time?
Susan : Well... everyone's different, dear. And the key thing about marriage is to respect those differences...
Ben : [Beeping his car horn]
Susan : ...to encourage your partner to have other interests...
Ben : [Still beeping his horn]
Susan : ...to take joy in the things that bring him joy...
Ben : [Still beeping his horn]
Susan : ...excuse me, dear.
[Walks over to window and shouts at Ben]
Susan : STOP THAT BLOODY NOISE!
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Susan : An anniversary is a milestone. Why can't you celebrate it like a normal person?
Ben : Because what you see as a milestone, I see as a signpost saying "Another mile closer to the grave".
Susan : Oh, so that's it this year? A mid-life crisis? Why can't you just bonk your assistants like other dentists?
Ben : No one's stayed long enough to form a meaningful relationship.
Susan : [Scowling at Ben]
Ben : Yeah, I can see humour is not going to work here, is it?
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Abi : [Giving Susan her anniversary present] At last, the joyous day has arrived! My first anniversary in an unbroken home. Maybe this will lighten the mood. Happy anniversary.
Susan : Oh, thank you, dear! At least somebody remembered.
Nick Harper : Yeah, that's from all of us.
Abi : You didn't chip in.
Nick Harper : It's the thought that counts.
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Susan : Where have you been?
Ben : [Shrugs] Nowhere.
Susan : You've been in that garage all night, haven't you?
Ben : No, no, no...
Susan : Don't lie to me, Ben. There's oil on your collar.
Ben : OK, OK. I was fiddling under the bonnet, you know and... one thing led to another and...
Susan : Well, I hope you and Jasmine are very happy together!
Ben : Oh, can you hear yourself? You're not jealous of a car?
Susan : Can Jasmine raise a family, cook you gourmet meals, show you ecstasy?
Ben : Yep, in 6.5 seconds.
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Susan : You know what? This car is a bit like our marriage. It's old, it's up on blocks and it's going nowhere.
Ben : And it's... green.
Susan : Still, after all this time, it is still going.
Ben : Huh! No, it's not!
Susan : I'm talking about the marriage.
Ben : Oh, the marriage, yeah! The marriage! Yeah, definitely!
Susan : Although, some things are past the point of fixing.
Ben : The marriage?
Susan : The car!
Ben : The car, yeah.