Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Corpse Vanishes (1989)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

Quotes 

• Dr. Forrester : Well, our burnt offering this week, Joel, is a little scientific nugget called "The Corpse Vanishes".

  Dr. Lawrence Erhardt : It features Bela Lugosi stewing in his own mediocrity.

• Minister : ...til death do you part?

  Bride : I do.

  [she collapses] 

  Crow T. Robot : Nice dive.

  Tom Servo : You may now bury the bride.

• [Last lines] 

  Dr. Forrester : Well, bye for now, my little space biscuit.

• [Fake wedding begins. Tom and Crow start to sob] 

  Joel Hodgson : Hey, come on. It's not a real wedding, you guys. Don't cry.

  Crow T. Robot : We know. It's the script that's upsetting us.