Mad About You (TV Series)
Bing, Bang, Boom (1993)
Helen Hunt: Jamie Buchman
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Quotes
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Paul Buchman : Hey, how'd Murray do with the mouse today?
Jamie Stemple Buchman : There is no mouse.
Paul Buchman : Oh, there's no mouse? Alright, so what's he been chasing all week?
Jamie Stemple Buchman : He *thinks* there's a mouse, so he runs after nothing, 90 miles an hour and slams into the wall. This pathetic... furry... thud.
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Jamie Stemple Buchman : [Paul and Jamie are yelling in conversation across the apartment] Did I tell you Larry got that thing?
Paul Buchman : Oh, good for Larry!
Jamie Stemple Buchman : I know, isn't that great!
Paul Buchman : Great! Now he'll be right near his house!
Jamie Stemple Buchman : It's nowhere near his house!
Paul Buchman : [pause] I don't know who Larry is!
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Paul Buchman : [reading a post-it on the refrigerator] What is this? "A man who laughs will show his teeth."
Jamie Stemple Buchman : It's my sister's. She's writing fortune cookies.
Paul Buchman : She got a job?
Jamie Stemple Buchman : Not yet. She's writing them on spec.
Paul Buchman : "A whistling Frenchman is no Frenchman at all." Oh yeah, they're gonna snap her right up.
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Jamie Stemple Buchman : Do those shelves bother you?
Paul Buchman : Some of them.
Jamie Stemple Buchman : Which ones?
Paul Buchman : Eh, I don't want to say.