- Vinnie Barbarino: One of these days you're gonna have to get off them pills and go cold duck.
- Freddie 'Boom Boom' Washington: That's cold turkey, turkey.
- Vinnie Barbarino: Well, whatever it is, it's for the birds.
- Julie Kotter: [to Gabe, who is procrastinating taking out the garbage by telling Julie a joke] All of your jokes have to do with garbage