The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (1991)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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• Marge : So, what did you children learn about today?

  Bart : Hell.

  Homer : Bart!

  Bart : What? That's what we learned about. I'm sure as *hell* can't tell you we learned about *hell* unless I say *hell*, can I?

  Homer : The lad's got a point.

  Bart : Hell, yes!

  Marge : Bart!

  Bart : Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell! Hell!

  Marge : Bart, you're no longer in Sunday school. Don't swear.

• [after Lisa runs screaming out of the room] 

  Marge : What's gotten into her?

  Bart : Beats the hell out of me.

  Homer : Bart!

• Homer : Family, gather round, I have an announcement to make. The Simpsons have cable.

  Bart , Lisa : Cable?

  Bart : All right.

  Homer : That's right, sixty-eight channels, MTV for the kids, VH1 for us, sixteen hours of quality programming a day.

  Marge : I don't know, Homer, we've discussed cable before. Do you really think we can afford this?

  Homer : Nothing a month? Yeah, I think we can afford it.

  Marge : Mmmm, are you sure this is legal?

  Homer : Relax, Marge. Read this.

  [Homer hands Marge a pamphlet entitled, "So You've Decided To Steal Cable"] 

  Marge : "Myth: it's wrong to view quality motion pictures for free. Fact: most movies that air on cable rate two stars or lower and are repeated ad nauseam." I don't know...

• Marge : What's gotten into Lisa?