The Simpsons (TV Series)

Principal Charming (1991)

Hank Azaria: Stanley, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Moe Szyslak, Jimmy Pearson, Australian Actor

Quotes 

• Bart : [Bart makes a crank call to Moe's after being ordered to call his father by Skinner]  Hello, is Homer there?

  Moe : Homer who?

  Bart : Homer... Sexual.

  Moe : Wait one second, let me check.

  [announces to the bar] 

  Moe : Uhh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come one! One of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual.

  [Patrons laugh] 

  Homer Simpson : [laughing]  Don't look at me.

• Principal Skinner : Little Jimmy Pearson. Class of '71, right?

  Jimmy Pearson : Principal Skinner.

  Principal Skinner : [to Pearson]  Get this woman a glass of water! And tuck in your shirt.

  Principal Skinner : [to Patty]  Nearly 30 and still working as a busboy! Standardized testing never lies.

• [Homer stares at Apu] 

  Apu : I am loathe to interrupt your meditation sir, but the time has come for money to change hands!

  Homer Simpson : Oh, sorry.