The Simpsons (TV Series)

Pygmoelian (2000)

Harry Shearer: Babe Ruth, Lenny, Log Cabin Republican #1, Narrator

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Quotes 

• Moe : Aw, c'mon, look at me. I'm a gargoyle. What with the cauliflower ear, there, and the lizard lips...

  Carl : Little rat eyes...

  Homer : Caveman brow...

  Lenny : Don't forget that fish snout.

  Moe : Okay, I get it. I ain't pleasant to look at.

  Lenny : Or listen to.

  Carl : Or be with.

• Carl : So, Lenny, how are things working out with you and that girl next door.

  Lenny : Eh, it's over. She got a window shade.

• Homer : Moe, the new Duff calendars are out! The ones with your picture.

  Moe : Oh, boy! Move over liquor license.

  [takes the license of the wall] 

  Lenny : [examining the license]  Hey, Moe, this license expired in 1973, and it's only good in Rhode Island... and it's signed by you!

  Moe : Yeah, yeah. I've been meaning to get that updated, uh, for this state and... real.

• [we see a ticking grandfather clock half buried in the sand on the beach, the sun is setting, and the waves crash on the shore] 

  Narrator : Like the cleaning of a house... It Never Ends.

  [the theme music crescendos] 

  Narrator : With Gabriella DeFarge as Gabriella St. Farge. Allegra Hamilton as Sister Bernadette and Roxy Monoxide. And as Dr. Tad Winslow... Moe Szyslak.

• Surly : [loudly]  Drink Duff!

  [under breath] 

  Surly : Responsibly.

  [loudly] 

  Surly : Drink Duff!

  [under breath] 

  Surly : Responsibly.