ALF (TV Series)

The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face (1989)

Jim J. Bullock: Neal Tanner

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Quotes 

• Neal Tanner : I'm being insulted by an alien from space.

  Willie Tanner : Get used to it.

• Neal Tanner : Well, my landlady happened to mention that she needs a new handyman. It pays zip and only covers half my rent... so naturally, I snapped at it.

• Neal Tanner : I have a million questions I wanna ask you.

  ALF : I'm sure. Keep them to yourself, huh? Now, enough of this small talk. Let's get down to business. I understand you're quite the cook.

  Neal Tanner : Do you eat like earthlings?

  ALF : Do I eat like earthlings? Willie, tell him.

  Willie Tanner : He eats. He doesn't chew.

• Neal Tanner : This is going to take some time to sink in.