The Simpsons (TV Series)
Bart the Lover (1992)
Dan Castellaneta: Jimmy, Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie, Santa's Little Helper, Gomer Pyle, Frenchman
Quotes
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[Writing a farewell letter to Mrs. Krabappel]
Homer : Three simple words: "I am gay."
Marge Simpson : Homer, for the last time, I am not putting that in!
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[the following is a montage of Homer and the swear jar]
[In church. The salvation money is being collected. Homer takes out his wallet and gives them a dollar bill]
Bart Simpson : Homer, that was a twenty.
Homer : [yelling] Da - !
[Homer puts coins in the swear jar]
Homer : [At the bowling alley. The ball hits all pins. The last one is still jiggling around. Homer makes motions for the pin to fall. The pin stays straight]
Homer : [yelling] Oh, you son of a - !
[Homer puts more coins in the swear jar]
Homer : [Homer is taking out the garbage. Flanders, shaved, talks to him from the fence]
Ned Flanders : Homer. You know, I owe you one, buddy. No sooner had I shaved off the old cocky-duster than a lady cast me in a commercial.
[collects the mail]
Ned Flanders : I tell you, the way these checks keep coming in, it's almost criminal.
Homer : [yelling] You dirty bas - !
[Homer puts more coins in the swear jar]
Homer : [Lisa is watching Homer build a doghouse]
Homer : What do you think, Lisa?
Lisa Simpson : How's the dog supposed to get in?
Homer : Well, he just goes - Oh - !
[Homer puts more coins in the swear jar]
Homer : [Homer is outside, sleeping in a hammock. A beehive falls on him. The bees fly out] Aaah!
[Homer puts more coins in the swear jar. This time, his arm is covered in bee stings]
Homer : [Homer is outside, building the doghouse. He hits his finger]
Homer : Aa - Oh, fudge. That's... broken.
[gets up and steps on a nail, impaling his toe]
Homer : Fiddle-dee-dee! That will require a tetanus shot. I'm not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!
[goes psycho and starts kicking the doghouse, destroying it]
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Lisa Simpson : Now we need to find a way to end it.
Homer : How about, "with a love that will echo through the ages..."
Lisa Simpson , Marge Simpson : Awww...
Bart Simpson : Homer, you old honey dripper!
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[Writing a farewell love letter to Mrs. Krabappel]
Bart Simpson : How about, "an alligator bit off my face."
Marge Simpson : That's disgusting! And besides, if a woman really loves a man, she doesn't care if an alligator bites off his face.
Homer : I may hold you to that, Marge.
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Homer : we can slove this lettter in 3 very simple words i am gay.