- Veronica Mars: You come here to confess? Is that your tail I see between your legs?
- Eli "Weevil" Navarro: No, but I can see how you might get confused.
- Veronica Mars: You seen Thumper lately, Weevil? It's just, nobody's heard from him in weeks. If he doesn't show up soon, he's going to miss prom.
- Eli "Weevil" Navarro: I'm sure he's crushed.
- Veronica Mars: I hate fake deer, too. Everytime I see one of their stupid fake deer faces I just wanna grab a shotgun and go all Cheney on them.
- Veronica Mars: What did the guy look like?
- Gia Goodman: All I saw was his butt. He gave us a pressed ham as he drove by.
- Veronica Mars: I'm Veronica
- Harry Greene: I know. You go to my school. You're like a cheerleader or something.
- Veronica Mars: Or something.