SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Culture Shock/F.U.N. (1999)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Cop, SpongeBob's Dad, Guy #1

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [sings to cheer up and encourage Plankton]  'F' is for friends who do stuff together, 'U' is for you and me, 'N' is for anytime or anywhere at all...

  Chorus : Down here in the deep blue sea!

  Plankton : 'F' is for fire that burns down the whole town, 'U' is for Uranium bombs. 'N' is for no survivors when you...

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Plankton, those things aren't what F.U.N. is all about. Now do it like this. 'F' is for friends who...

  Plankton : Never! It's completely idiotic.

• Mr. Krabs : As you know, profits are way down this month. We need a new gimmick to bring in customers. Do you lubbers have any ideas?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : How about this? A free pair of socks with every purchase. Or maybe, Double Patty Midnight Madness! Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh! How about Mouth Full of Clams Day? Anyone who comes in with a mouth full of clams gets a free drink. Huh? Huh?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [to Plankton, who is in disguise in front of a magic shop]  Have you seen a Krabby Patty? It's about this tall, and... Wow, a magic shop! Are you a magician? One time, I saw a magician, and he did this thing, and then... well, anyway, he said that if you believe in yourself, and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.

  Plankton : Augh! I can't take it!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Plankton! It's you!

  Plankton : Yes, and after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that! That just wasn't fair!

• Plankton : All right, it's true! I tricked you to get to the Krabby Patty, but then you showed me friendship, and now I realize that's all I ever really wanted.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Really?

  Plankton : No, not really. Being evil is too much fun!

• SpongeBob : I think you're a winner.

  Plankton : [sobbing]  What did you say?

  SpongeBob : I said I think you're a...

  Chorus : Loser!

• SpongeBob : So this is what it feels like. The big time! With this mop, I shape my destiny!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Here at the Krusty Krab, you are the captain, and I am your cabin boy. You just give the word, and I'll throw myself in the brig! May I take your order?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton had changed.

  Mr. Krabs : Don't blame yourself, boy. No friendship can withtstand the allure of a Krabby Patty. Now, let's go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh one, on me.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Aye aye, Mr. Krabs.

  Mr. Krabs : Well, maybe at a discount.

• SpongeBob : Play with me.

  Plankton : You know how to induce thermo-nuclear fusion?