SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Culture Shock/F.U.N. (1999)

Mr. Lawrence: Plankton, Customer, Guy #2, Fish

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [sings to cheer up and encourage Plankton]  'F' is for friends who do stuff together, 'U' is for you and me, 'N' is for anytime or anywhere at all...

  Chorus : Down here in the deep blue sea!

  Plankton : 'F' is for fire that burns down the whole town, 'U' is for Uranium bombs. 'N' is for no survivors when you...

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Plankton, those things aren't what F.U.N. is all about. Now do it like this. 'F' is for friends who...

  Plankton : Never! It's completely idiotic.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [to Plankton, who is in disguise in front of a magic shop]  Have you seen a Krabby Patty? It's about this tall, and... Wow, a magic shop! Are you a magician? One time, I saw a magician, and he did this thing, and then... well, anyway, he said that if you believe in yourself, and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.

  Plankton : Augh! I can't take it!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Plankton! It's you!

  Plankton : Yes, and after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that! That just wasn't fair!

• Plankton : All right, it's true! I tricked you to get to the Krabby Patty, but then you showed me friendship, and now I realize that's all I ever really wanted.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Really?

  Plankton : No, not really. Being evil is too much fun!

• SpongeBob : I think you're a winner.

  Plankton : [sobbing]  What did you say?

  SpongeBob : I said I think you're a...

  Chorus : Loser!

• SpongeBob : Play with me.

  Plankton : You know how to induce thermo-nuclear fusion?

• Plankton : That naive cube! How long must I suffer this?

  Karen : You're not letting him get away, are you? Can't you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge.

  Plankton : Elaborate.

  Karen : Befriend the SpongeBob, then, when the timing is just right, take the Krabby Patty.

  Plankton : Take the Krabby Patty.

  Karen : Get moving, genius. Don't let him get away.

• Plankton : All knees will bow to Plankton! Hail Plankton! I win! I win!

• Plankton : That naive cube.

• Mr. Krabs : We're losing money on this deal.

  Customer : It's worth every patty.

• Plankton : You may win this time. Shee-ha-kazing!

  [tries to disappear but instead explodes all over himself] 

  Plankton : Well, this stinks.