SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Nature Pants/Opposite Day (1999)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles

Quotes 

• Squidward : Opposite Day. Next time it's gonna be Go Jump Off a Cliff Day.

• SpongeBob : And Squidward, I want you to have this can opener.

  Squidward : And I thought this friendship would never pay off.

• Sandy Cheeks : Hey, SpongeBob. Whatcha doing? Are you having a garage sale?

  SpongeBob : No. I'm giving up my material possessions to live a more natural life among the jellyfish.

  Sandy Cheeks : SpongeBob, Of all the crazy schemes. Why do you want to live with jellyfish? They're cold and mean and none too bright.

  SpongeBob : Oh, Sandy. That is exactly the kind of response I expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once led. I'm going to prove I don't need any of this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye.

  [Takes off pants] 

  SpongeBob : I won't be needing this.

  [Runs off naked, buzzing] 

  Squidward : He took off his pants.

  Sandy Cheeks : I'll give him a week.

  Squidward : I'll give him eleven minutes.

  [They both leave; Patrick stays behind] 

  Patrick Star : [Crying]  Patrick sad!

• Sandy Cheeks : [Placing bets on how long it will take Spongebob to become discouraged by the jellyfish]  I give him a week.

  Squidward : I give him eleven minutes.