SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Nature Pants/Opposite Day (1999)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star

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Quotes 

• Patrick Star : Opposite Day? Hey, I've heard of that.

  SpongeBob : You have?

  Patrick Star : No, what is it?

• Sandy Cheeks : Hey, SpongeBob. Whatcha doing? Are you having a garage sale?

  SpongeBob : No. I'm giving up my material possessions to live a more natural life among the jellyfish.

  Sandy Cheeks : SpongeBob, Of all the crazy schemes. Why do you want to live with jellyfish? They're cold and mean and none too bright.

  SpongeBob : Oh, Sandy. That is exactly the kind of response I expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once led. I'm going to prove I don't need any of this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye.

  [Takes off pants] 

  SpongeBob : I won't be needing this.

  [Runs off naked, buzzing] 

  Squidward : He took off his pants.

  Sandy Cheeks : I'll give him a week.

  Squidward : I'll give him eleven minutes.

  [They both leave; Patrick stays behind] 

  Patrick Star : [Crying]  Patrick sad!

• [SpongeBob appears on the horizon] 

  Sandy Cheeks : Here, Patrick. Have a Krabby Patty.

  [whispers] 

  Sandy Cheeks : Psst. There he is Patrick, say your line.

  Patrick : [picks up paper]  Why thank you, Sandy. Take Patty. Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy this. These are his favorite.

  [on the verge of tears] 

  Patrick : Take bite.

• Patrick Star : [as Spongebob tries to hide]  I can see you there! I still see you! You're gonna look good on my mantle! Friends forever Spongebob

  [Spongebob hides underneath a N-shaped rock and checks for Patrick, then catches his breath until he realizes Patrick's above him with a evil look] 

  Patrick Star : I got you now Spongebob!

  SpongeBob : [as Patrick comes down]  Patrick! NO!

  [Patrick crashes, missing him] 

• Patrick : [Crazy]  If I can't have you as a friend, I'm gonna make you a trophy. I even picked out this nice jar for you.

• SpongeBob : Aha! I understand everything now. I must be the opposite of SpongeBob by being...

  [Pulls on his nose to make it droopy and ties his belt around his head] 

  SpongeBob : ...Squidward.

  Patrick Star : Hey, I wanna be opposite too.

  [SpongeBob puts a fake nose on Patrick] 

  Patrick Star : Yeah, finally! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

  SpongeBob : Patrick, it's not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite.

  SpongeBob : [speaks like Squidward]  You have to act like him, too. Boy, oh, boy. Do I like playing the clarinet. I practice and practice all day long, but I never get any better. Now you try it.

  Patrick Star : Okay.

  [Takes deep breath] 

  Patrick Star : I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!