SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Nature Pants/Opposite Day (1999)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary, Snail

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Quotes 

• Patrick Star : Opposite Day? Hey, I've heard of that.

  SpongeBob : You have?

  Patrick Star : No, what is it?

• SpongeBob : And Squidward, I want you to have this can opener.

  Squidward : And I thought this friendship would never pay off.

• Sandy Cheeks : Hey, SpongeBob. Whatcha doing? Are you having a garage sale?

  SpongeBob : No. I'm giving up my material possessions to live a more natural life among the jellyfish.

  Sandy Cheeks : SpongeBob, Of all the crazy schemes. Why do you want to live with jellyfish? They're cold and mean and none too bright.

  SpongeBob : Oh, Sandy. That is exactly the kind of response I expect from someone who lives the sham of a life I once led. I'm going to prove I don't need any of this stuff to be happy. Maybe someday you'll wise up and join me. Goodbye.

  [Takes off pants] 

  SpongeBob : I won't be needing this.

  [Runs off naked, buzzing] 

  Squidward : He took off his pants.

  Sandy Cheeks : I'll give him a week.

  Squidward : I'll give him eleven minutes.

  [They both leave; Patrick stays behind] 

  Patrick Star : [Crying]  Patrick sad!

• Patrick Star : [as Spongebob tries to hide]  I can see you there! I still see you! You're gonna look good on my mantle! Friends forever Spongebob

  [Spongebob hides underneath a N-shaped rock and checks for Patrick, then catches his breath until he realizes Patrick's above him with a evil look] 

  Patrick Star : I got you now Spongebob!

  SpongeBob : [as Patrick comes down]  Patrick! NO!

  [Patrick crashes, missing him] 

• SpongeBob : Hello, Squidward. Oops... I mean, goodbye, Squidward. Aw, isn't Opposite Day... terrible?

• SpongeBob : Aha! I understand everything now. I must be the opposite of SpongeBob by being...

  [Pulls on his nose to make it droopy and ties his belt around his head] 

  SpongeBob : ...Squidward.

  Patrick Star : Hey, I wanna be opposite too.

  [SpongeBob puts a fake nose on Patrick] 

  Patrick Star : Yeah, finally! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

  SpongeBob : Patrick, it's not enough to look like Squidward to be opposite.

  SpongeBob : [speaks like Squidward]  You have to act like him, too. Boy, oh, boy. Do I like playing the clarinet. I practice and practice all day long, but I never get any better. Now you try it.

  Patrick Star : Okay.

  [Takes deep breath] 

  Patrick Star : I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Gary! It's Opposite Day and I'm - Walk, don't run - and I'm going to - Opposite. Opposite - I'm just going to crawl into bed and do nothing all day. Too bad it only comes once a year. Huh, Gary?

  Gary : Meow.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Gary! Where's your holiday spirit?

  Gary : Woof.

• SpongeBob : [repeated line; after a disasterous day living in the jellyfish fields; dejectedly]  Buzz, Buzz...

• SpongeBob : [after a rough day in Jellyfish fields, a depressed and naked SpongeBob goes back to Bikini Bottom; repeated line; dolefully]  Buzz, buzz...