- SpongeBob SquarePants: So, you were an alien all the time, and you didn't even tell me!
- Patrick Star: I didn't even know!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, I've got you now!
- Patrick Star: Oh, but it's not you that's got me. It's...
- [He fires his pop-gun, but traps himself instead]
- Patrick Star: ... me that's got me.
- Mr. Krabs: Stop it! STOP IT! Can't you hear it? Yes, I did it! I did it! I took the boots! They're here, under the floor boards! Please, make it stop! It's the squeaking of the hideous boots!
- [Lifts the whole restaurant to retrieve the boots]
- Mr. Krabs: I'm sorry, but I can't take the infernal squeaking no more!
- [He dips the boots in cooking oil, eats them, and burps]
- Mr. Krabs: The deed is done.
- Mr. Krabs: Presents for me darlin' little sardine. Here you are.
- Pearl: Oh, thank you, daddy! What is it! It wouldn't be those totally hip new flipper slippers all my friends are wearing, would they? Everyone's wearing them.
- Mr. Krabs: Well, it could be.
- Pearl: [Opening present] Whee! Oh, daddy, you shouldn't have! Yay, you shouldn't have!
- [the present turns out to be rubber boots]
- Pearl: I mean, dad, you really shouldn't have!
- [Pearl's friends laugh]
- Mr. Krabs: But Pearl, those are the finest fishing boots available.
- Pearl: [Crying] Oh, dad, you ruined me! Waah!
- Mr. Krabs: But I got them at a bargain!
- Pearl: [Louder] Waaaah!
- Citizens: SpongeBob, we "aliens" would like a word with you.
- [Squidward turns in his sleep and rests his right hand on Patrick's helmet. The suction cups stick to the helmet. Patrick sees them up close]
- Patrick Star: Pardon my French, but... get this thing off me!
- Patrick Star: Well, I know you're going on that moon trip tomorrow, and I just wanted to bring you something.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: A present?
- Patrick Star: No. Oh, SpongeBob? Is Sandy's rocket alien-proof?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: There are no aliens, Patrick.
- [He turns away from Patrick, annoyed]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Just ask Sandy.
- Patrick Star: Well, I'm sure you won't be needing this alien repellent for your trip!
- [He shows SpongeBob a spray can]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Alien repellent? Lemme see that.
- [He grabs the can]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: "New Alien-Out Window Protectant. Does Not Stop Burglars".
- [SpongeBob and Patrick have captured Sandy, thinking she's an alien]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Nice try... Sandy.
- Patrick Star: Or should I say... Miss Alien Pants?
- [He laughs triumphantly]
- Sandy Cheeks: Aliens? Is that what this is about?
- [They throw her into the rocket]
- Sandy Cheeks: This isn't the moon! We're still in Bikini Bott-
- [They shut the door]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Just goes to show you, you can't trust anyone.