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South Park (TV Series)
4th Grade (2000)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Clyde, Timmy, Ms. Choksondik, Nerd #1, Mr. Mackey, Tom the News Reader, SWAT #1, Woman on Wheelchair, News Reporter, SWAT #3, Mr. Garrison
Quotes
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Mr. Garrison : Alright, let's try it again.
Mrs. Choksondik : "Children, we are now going to do math problems."
Mr. Garrison : "But teacher, I don't want to do my math problems."
Mrs. Choksondik : "You will do them or else you'll be in very big trouble!"
Mr. Garrison : "Well, I'm not going to do it, teacher! You can just suck my balls!"
Mrs. Choksondik : "Don't use that kind of language, young man!"
Mr. Garrison : No!
Mrs. Choksondik : No?
Mr. Garrison : Look, you can't counter a profane command with an idle threat! You must extinguish it with a vulgar suggestion! When a child says, "Suck my balls," you say, "Present them."
Mrs. Choksondik : Oh.
Mr. Garrison : Now, let's try it again. "Suck my balls!"
Mrs. Choksondik : "Present them?"
Mr. Garrison : Good. Very good. You're ready to move on to the next level.
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Mr. Garrison : Do you know what it is to be a teacher, Ms...?
Mrs. Choksondik : Choksondik.
Mr. Garrison : No I don't! IT'S A LIE! You see? That's what you get for bein' a teacher! You work and you work for the children and then people start rumors that you're gay even though you love poontang!