Count Duckula (TV Series)
Hardluck Hotel (1988)
David Jason: Count Duckula
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Quotes
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Count Duckula : Nanny... You're a ninny, nanny!
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Count Duckula : Now, ladies and gentlemen, I've never seen these good people before in my life. Will you confirm, sir and madam...
[He sees that Igor and Nanny are standing on the stage in front of him]
Count Duckula : That I have never... That I... I... Ay-ay-ay! Igor, Nanny!
Nanny : Oh, bless us, what a mind reader, Mr. Igor. He's got our names right off.
Count Duckula : What are you doing at the Hardluck Hotel?
Nanny : And he's got the name of the 'otel and all!
Count Duckula : [taking off his turban] It's *me*, Nanny!
Nanny : No, I'm Nanny. You're the great Duckarooni.
Count Duckula : [Taking off the rest of his costume] No, it's me, me, me!
Nanny : [finally recognising him] Oh, Duckyboos.
[She hugs him tightly]
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[Duckula runs down to the kitchen and talks to an imaginary chef]
Count Duckula : Oh, hi there, Chef!
[as the chef]
Count Duckula : What d'you want?
[as the bellhop]
Count Duckula : Lady in the quartermass suite wants a mug of cocoa.
[as the chef]
Count Duckula : Forget it.
[as the bellhop]
Count Duckula : Forget it?
[as the chef, throwing off his hat]
Count Duckula : I'm off duty as from now.
[as the bellhop]
Count Duckula : But what about the washer-up?
[as the chef]
Count Duckula : He's off duty, too.
[as the washer-up, throwing off his apron]
Count Duckula : Well, that makes three of us, so this is goodnight.
[He bounds onto a kitchen counter and throws a blanket over him]
Count Duckula : [as the chef] Goodnight.
[as the bellhop or washer-up]
Count Duckula : Goodnight.
[He starts snoring. Grinder pokes his head around the doorway and growls, not happy with the fact that the Count is sleeping on the job. Duckula wakes up and sits up]
Count Duckula : Did you, uh, hear something?
[as the chef]
Count Duckula : Like what?
[Grinder growls again]
Count Duckula : Like that.
[as the chef]
Count Duckula : Oh, it's the good old Grinder.
[Duckula throws off the blanket and jumps off the counter]
Count Duckula : Right, Chef, cocoa for the lady in the quartermasse suite.
[He puts on the bellhop hat again]
Count Duckula : It'll be a pleasure.
[as the chef, holding a jug of cocoa and a cup]
Count Duckula : One cocoa.
[as the bellhop]
Count Duckula : Thank you, thank you, here I go!
[He races back up to the front of Nanny's room]