The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat (1964)

Richard Deacon: Mel Cooley

Quotes 

• [Mel enters to collect clothing donations] 

  Mel Cooley : What have you got for me?

  Buddy Sorrell : Hatred.

• Mel Cooley : [to Rob]  Oh, by the way, Alan wants to see you in his office right away. He needs some big jokes for the monologue.

  Buddy Sorrell : Why don't YOU volunteer. You're the biggest joke around here.

  Rob Petrie : Buddy, enough already.

  Mel Cooley : No, no, let him go. Let him go. The-the more he says, the closer he comes to a cauliflower nose.