The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

A Vigilante Ripped My Sports Coat (1964)

Larry Mathews: Ritchie Petrie

Quotes 

• Ritchie Petrie : You gonna get a sitter for me?

  Laura Petrie : Yes, dear. I've called Billy and he's gonna come over.

  Ritchie Petrie : He can teach me how to belch.

  Laura Petrie : Ritchie!

  Ritchie Petrie : He can do it any time he wants.

  Laura Petrie : Rob, please speak to him, please.

  [Laura exits] 

  Rob Petrie : Uh - heh-heh - Ritch, that's, uh, not a very polite thing.

  Ritchie Petrie : Billy says that in China, if you don't burp after a meal, they think you hated the dinner.

  Rob Petrie : Yeah, but we're not in China now.

  Ritchie Petrie : Well, maybe someday we'll go, and I wanna be polite.

• Jerry Helper : Listen, uh, where are your mother and father?

  Ritchie Petrie : They went out.

  Jerry Helper : Out? Where?

  Ritchie Petrie : I don't know. They just left.

  Jerry Helper : Huh, you see that?

  Millie Helper : Come on. Don't jump to conclusions. Ritchie, are they coming back?

  Ritchie Petrie : Oh, sure.

  Millie Helper : Ya see?

  Jerry Helper : Well, how do you know they're coming back?

  Ritchie Petrie : They have to. They live here.