- Foxxy Love: The AIDS-Walk isn't a contest. It's a charity! Like not spitting on ugly people!
- [She spits on Toot]
- Foxxy Love: I gave at the office.
- Captain Hero: Hey there, bub. I need the strongest stuff you've got.
- Vitamin Store Clerk: Well, sir, we've got a terrific line of herbal supplements.
- Captain Hero: Herbal? What do I look like to you? Some crazy wacko who'll put anything inside his body, and then take pictures of it coming out, and post them on his website, which gets over 10,000 hits a day--most of them in Germany? Do I? Do I?!
- Wooldoor Sockbat: [after Clara replaced his job with Spanky] How could you guys? How could you?
- [Wooldoor starts crying and runs away]
- Spanky Ham: I feel so guilty.
- Princess Clara: Me too. Poor Wooldoor.
- Princess Clara: Psst. Wooldoor. Up here. We can escape through this vent.
- Wooldoor Sockbat: [angrily] No. I don't want your help.
- Princess Clara: Oh Wooldoor. I'm sorry I didn't wait for you. You deserve better.
- [holds her hand out to Wooldoor]
- Wooldoor Sockbat: [sheds tears] Oh Clara. That's all I ever wanted to hear.
- Foxxy Love: Oh, You must be here to see Captain Hero cause you are a twelve year old girl and a donkey.
- Captain Hero: Really? Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker are here?