Hey, Vern, It's Ernest! (TV Series)
Hey Vern, It's Pets (1988)
Jim Varney: Ernest P. Worrell, Auntie Nelda, Dr. Otto, Baby Ernest
Quotes
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Ernest P. Worrel : Vern, would you consider keeping a family of rats in your bedroom?
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Ernest P. Worrel : Hey Vern, my pet daycare center's going great, but the ducks have locked themselves in the other bathroom. So I was wondering if you'd mind watching these water snakes for me.
[drops snakes in the tub]
Ernest P. Worrel : Oh Vern, they already had lunch, nap time is 2 o' clock and please, don't let them play stick ball in the street know what I mean?
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Auntie Nelda : Dogs, they're supposed to be companions, all they do is cause commotion. Take my dog, Korak, you let him out, he wants in. You let him in, he wants out. You go to feed him.
[throws the food in Korak's face]
Auntie Nelda : He's not hungry. Dogs, man's best friend, wouldn't you know it, I'm a woman, I don't apply.
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Ernest P. Worrel : Hey Vern, I know you're not supposed to count your chickens before they hatch but what do you do if they're already numbered?
[picks up an egg with 8 on it]
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Auntie Nelda : I had a splinter once, it was so big it had a name. My son, God bless him, had to pull it out with a tow-truck!
