- Rabbit: [after Eeyore crashed into Rabbit's house and ruined his garden] Eeyore! Look what you've done! Well? What have you to say for yourself?
- Eeyore: [leaves on his roller skates] T-T-F-N, ta-ta for now.
- Rabbit: [stammers] I can't understand this, Eeyore thinking he's Tigger!
- [turns and glares at Tigger]
- Rabbit: This is probably all YOUR fault!
- Tigger: Yeah, but...
- Winnie the Pooh: Look on the bright side. You've made Eeyore even bouncier than you!
- Tigger: Bouncier than me?
- [gasps in shock]
- Tigger: I've created a donkey monster!
- Tigger: Eeyore just needs to be put in his place as the 'bouncee' and not the bouncer. And I'm just the Tigger to do it!
- [gets ready]
- Tigger: Tally-hoo!
- Eeyore: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
- Tigger: [gets tackled by Eeyore] How humili-rating! Out-bounced by a donkey!
- Eeyore: Do you wanna play with me, Tigger?
- Tigger: [angrily pushes him an goes insulted] No! I don't ever wanna play with you again! Never, ever!
- [leaves crying]
- Tigger: Why, why - you're, you're a menace! Imagine going about bouncing helpless Tiggers like me!
- Eeyore: Tigger?
- [he goes sad and alone]
- Eeyore: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo...
- Rabbit: [hears bouncing] What in the world?
- Eeyore: [tackles Rabbit] Hiya, Fluffy-Bottom.
- Rabbit: Oh, Tigger, can't you ever make an entrance without bouncing on m...
- [gasps recognizing Eeyore]
- Rabbit: You're not Tigger?
- Eeyore: [gets off of him] Nope, I'm Eeyore. Aren't I popular?
- Rabbit: [stammers] B-b-b-but, you, you bounced me!
- Eeyore: That's what us Eeyores do best.
- [bounced away]
- Eeyore: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
- Rabbit: [backs away incredulously] Oh, no, oh, my! NOT TWO OF THEM!
- Eeyore: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
- Piglet: [sees him and runs back in his house] Yipe!
- Eeyore: Piglet, do you wanna come and play?
- Piglet: [stammers] But Piglet's not an home.
- Eeyore: If Piglet's not at home, then who am I talking to?
- Piglet: No one.
- [Eeyore leaves]
- Piglet: Especially not Piglet!
- [Eeyore goes baffled]