Larry Appleton: How am I going to find out how she feels about me?
Balki Bartokomous: Cousin, here's a shot in the dark... why don't you ask her?
Larry Appleton: [laughs a few times] Just ask her?
[laugs again]
Larry Appleton: Balki, Balki, Balki. You have to *read* women. You have to interpret the subtle nuances of what they say or don't say, the way they look at you or don't look at you, the way they touch you or, as in my case, don't touch you.
Balki Bartokomous: Boy, life is hard work for you.