- Fred Flintstone: If I don't take Wilma to the movies tonight, she's going home to live with her mother.
- Barney Rubble: [while lifting weights] Well... 6, 7, 8... that's one way to keep her mother... 10, 11, 12... from coming to live with you.
- Fred Flintstone: Barney, are you going to help me or not?
- Barney Rubble: Uh, sure, Fred, sure. Now tell me your problem.
- Fred Flintstone: I already told you!
- Barney Rubble: Yes, sir, it's just like Rock Whammy says, a fat man is a grouchy man.
- Fred Flintstone: WHO'S GROUCHY? I'M PERFECTLY CALM!
- [Fred is trying to guess what's bothering Wilma]
- Fred Flintstone: It's not your birthday? It's not my birthday? I don't see anything from your mother, so it's not our anniversary.
- Wilma Flintstone: Don't remind me. Throwing out that beautiful plant she sent last year.
- Fred Flintstone: It was poison ivy, and I won't take that from anyone!