The Office (TV Series)

Dwight's Speech (2006)

Leslie David Baker: Stanley Hudson

Quotes 

• Stanley Hudson : [on the phone]  Go ahead. Get the wallpaper. Wallpaper the ceiling if you want. Call Terri and tell her she...

  Phyllis Lapin : It's unbelievable!

  Dwight Schrute : Excuse me! May I have your attention, please? There has been an accident on 84 West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.

  Pam Beesly : Do we know anyone who was in the accident?

  Dwight Schrute : Brad Pitt. Also there will be no bonuses.

  Stanley Hudson : Why would this affect our bonuses?

  Dwight Schrute : They are unrelated.

  Kelly Kapoor : Is Brad okay?

  Dwight Schrute : He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.

  Oscar Martinez : What the hell is going on here?

  Angela Martin : Are we out of jobs?

  Dwight Schrute : Yes.

  Kelly Kapoor : This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Aniston.

  Michael Scott : He's kidding. Dwight was kidding, and I don't know why because it wasn't funny... and it was just horrible.

  Stanley Hudson : Michael?

  Michael Scott : Yeah.

  Stanley Hudson : You said we were getting bonuses.

  Michael Scott : All right. Everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.

  Stanley Hudson : Cancel the wallpaper.