- Dr. David Howser: What's going on here, Vincent?
- Vinnie Delpino: Oh, I was just visiting with Doogie, Dr. Howser. Listening to his plan to part Wanda Plenn's pulsating red lips with his probing pubescent tongue.
- Dr. Doogie Howser: Why can't I just be a normal kid?
- Dr. David Howser: Because you're not a normal kid. You're Doogie Howser, M.D... . B.G... . A.A.G.K.
- Dr. Doogie Howser: What's that?
- Dr. David Howser: Boy Genius. All Around Great Kid.