Undergrads (TV Series)

Drunks (2001)

Rob Tinkler: Mump

Quotes 

• Mump : The crowds are getting restless, sir.

  Gimpy : Throw them the bread.

  [tosses Mump a bag of bread] 

  Mump : But sir, it's almost time for our discussion salon on Queen Amidala versus Princess Leia!

  Gimpy : Throw them the bread!

• Mump : Sir! This madness must stop. Your men need you! I need you! Who will lead us on our amusing cyber-escapades? Who will reminds us to use the Force? Who? Who?

  Gimpy : Damn it Mump! I have a calling now! This is bigger than you or me! I am creating works of beauty!

  Mump : You're making fake IDs that allow underage kids to buy lemon flavored gin.

  Gimpy : Begone! I am creating art! God is talking to me through my fake IDs!

  Mump : Sir, I have no choice but to tender my resignation as your lackey. Good day sir.

  [Hands him a paper] 

  Gimpy : I can always use another signature.