Family Guy (TV Series)

I Take Thee, Quagmire (2006)

Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : All right, boys. It's my maid's last night, so we gotta make the most of it. Now, I filled this watermelon with chocolate pudding and M-80 firecrackers.

  [cut to the family room, where Meg sits on the couch] 

  Peter Griffin : Hey, Meg. Will you hold this for Daddy?

  Meg Griffin : Okay. Why?

  Peter Griffin : Uh, it's a present. It's a "thanks for being such a sweetie" watermelon. So you'll hang onto that?

  Meg Griffin : Yeah, sure.

  [he runs away giggling] 

  Meg Griffin : This is weird. Am I supposed to eat this?

  [she shrieks as it explodes] 

  Meg Griffin : I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

  Peter Griffin : Oh, maid!

  Joan the Maid : [coming in and seeing the mess]  Oh, my God!