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Quotes
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Special Agent Ziva David : I don't want him to think I'm sleazy.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : The term is 'easy'.
Special Agent Ziva David : What's the difference?
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Mostly the make-up.
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[a group of new agents have been assigned to observe an autopsy]
Officer Ziva David : We had this same test at Mossad. If you fail, they terminate you.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : How do you fail an autopsy?
[one of the junior agents vomits]
Officer Ziva David : By doing that. What happens if you fail here?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Well, it depends, Officer David. Some of them go on to become our director.
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Special Agent Ziva David : Great! He'll be like a pin in a haystack!
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : "Needle in a haystack."
Special Agent Ziva David : Well, aren't pins just as hard to find?
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [amazed, after Gibbs stopped Landis from running away by shooting him in the butt with a rifle] Boss didn't...
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : [also amazed] Nah. He wouldn't do a thing like that...
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : According to Petty Officer Riley's C.O., he's been on leave for the last six days.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Nice vacation. A little camping, knife to the heart, a little trip inside a bear's digestive tract.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Yeah, I'd fire my travel agent.
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Special Agent Ziva David : The night Riley was murdered, Edom was at his daughter's dance recital in Manassas Virginia. Multiple witnesses.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : Unbelievable.
Special Agent Ziva David : I agree. I thought for sure this was our man.
Agent Anthony 'Tony' DiNozzo : No, I mean this guy actually reproduced?