One Foot in the Grave (TV Series)
Timeless Time (1990)
Annette Crosbie: Margaret Meldrew
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Quotes
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[first lines]
[Victor is tossing and turning]
Margaret Meldrew : Try counting something.
Victor Meldrew : Yes. I'll try counting my blessings.
[short pause]
Victor Meldrew : Well, that didn't take very long.
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[last lines]
Margaret Meldrew : You won't be able to have porridge for your breakfast tomorrow; we're out of milk.
Victor Meldrew : Hmph. I'll have powered.
Margaret Meldrew : We're also out of porridge.
Victor Meldrew : Aaaah. Well, I'll have something different.
Margaret Meldrew : What?
Victor Meldrew : Hmmmmm. I think I might try worms and toast for a change.
Margaret Meldrew : We'll open a new can in the morning.
Victor Meldrew : Yes, we always seem to.
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[after Victor has entered the room after going outside to turn the alarm off]
Margaret Meldrew : Victor, what on earth's that you got on your foot?
Victor Meldrew : Where?
[she turns the light on, then screams]
Margaret Meldrew : You've got your foot in a rotting hedgehog!