- Kel: [rapping] Now let me tell you a little somethin' about an orange drink/It's cold, carbonated and it sure ain't pink/So forget about your coffee and your sausage link/'Cause Orange Soda's in town/and it's time to drink Orange Soda!
- Crowd: Orange Soda!
- Kel: Awwwww yeah! Now wave your cans in the air! I said wave your cans in the air! And wave 'em like ya just don't care! And if ya like livin' in Chicago Then let me hear ya say "Oooohh Yeah!"
- Crowd: Oooh Yeah!