How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Come On (2006)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : Robin, I've sort of said this already. I mean, I've half said it. I've tried to say it, and I've said it badly. So this is me. Just saying it. With strings. I'm crazy about you. I think we should be together. What do you say?
Robin Scherbatsky : Yes. No. Maybe.
Ted Mosby : Those are the three options.
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Ted Mosby : Penelope, I really need to make it rain this weekend.
Penelope : Why?
Ted Mosby : There's this girl and I...
Penelope : "There's this girl"? You know the traditional rain dance is a sacred prayer to nature. I don't think the Great Spirit looks to kindly on white dudes who coopt it to get laid.
Ted Mosby : This is the girl I love. If it doesn't rain this weekend, she'll end up with the wrong guy. Please.
Penelope : This wrong guy, is he a huge jackass?
Ted Mosby : Absolutely.
Penelope : Kinda like Barney?
Ted Mosby : Kinda.
Barney : Hey!
Penelope : You hit on my mom.
Barney : We weren't exclusive.
Penelope : I'm in.
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Ted Mosby : [Ted goes to Robin's apartment after the rains begin] Robin! Hey! Robin! Oh, thank God you're here!
Robin Scherbatsky : [Yelling from the window] My camping trip got rained out!
Ted Mosby : I know, I'm sorry.
Robin Scherbatsky : It's not your fault.
Ted Mosby : Yeah, it is. Come down here.
Robin Scherbatsky : But it's pouring! You come up!
Ted Mosby : No, you have to come down here!
Robin Scherbatsky : Why?
Ted Mosby : Why? Because I MADE IT RAIN! That's what I did today! And that's enough! I... I've done my part, now get down here!
Robin Scherbatsky : I'm not dressed, Ted! Come up!
Ted Mosby : I'm not coming up there, Robin. I'm not. You *have* to come down here!
Robin Scherbatsky : [Robin contemplates going outside, looks at the blue French horn Ted gave her, and decides to go outside. She opens her door to find Ted] I was gonna...
Ted Mosby : I know.
[Ted and Robin kiss]
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Barney : Robin again? Ted, the universe clearly does not want you and Robin to be together. Don't piss off the universe. The universe will slap you.
Ted Mosby : But don't you think the universe has more important things to worry about than my dating life?
Marshall Eriksen : Unless your dating life is the glue holding the entire universe together... Whoa. Chills. Anybody else get chills?
Ted Mosby : Look, I realize we've been down this road before, but the fact is, whatever I do, it all keeps coming back to Robin, so... I gotta do this.
[Barney slaps him]
Ted Mosby : Ow! What the hell?
Barney : That wasn't me. That was the universe.
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Quartet Leader : When we talked earlier, you said there'd be pizza.
Ted Mosby : No, I said I'd get you a pizza afterwards. Look, could we talk about this later? I'm sort of professing my love here.
Quartet Leader : Sure.
[to fellow musician]
Quartet Leader : We're not getting any pizza.
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Ted Mosby : Have you ever seen a rain dance?
Penelope : I've seen a filmstrip.
Ted Mosby : Terrific... Uh, look I should run. I'm getting brain surgery from some guy who's seen a couple of episodes of ER. I can't believe this. We've been up here for the past hour making complete asses of ourselves.
Barney : [Sitting, drinking a beer] What do you mean "we," white man?
