Full House (TV Series)
You Pet It, You Bought It (1994)
Dave Coulier: Joey Gladstone
Quotes
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Joey Gladstone : How does the theme song for 'Batman' go?
Jesse Katsopolis : You mean, "Batman... da da da da BATMAN"?
Joey Gladstone : Yeah, that's it.
Jesse Katsopolis : So, which words couldn't you remember? Uh, "Batman" or "Da"?
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Danny Tanner : [outraged that Shorty's head is in its place of General Cornwall's portrait] Great-Granddaddy Cornwall!
Jesse Katsopolis : You know, I'm finally starting to see the family resemblance.
[Danny takes Shorty's head from the portrait]
Michelle Tanner : Shorty, how could you?
Danny Tanner : That's it! He's out of here!
[starts towards the front door]
Joey Gladstone : Danny, where are you going?
Danny Tanner : [yelling outside] Anybody wanna buy a donkey?
Jesse Katsopolis : Danny, nobody wants to buy a donkey.
Michelle Tanner : I did.
Danny Tanner : [yelling outside] All right, anybody want a FREE donkey?
Female Neighbor : [from outside] Shut up, Tanner! I'd rather hear the donkey!
Becky Katsopolis : [drags Danny inside] Danny, come in here. The neighbors are armed and cranky.
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Danny Tanner : Guys, you are gonna love this. This is a piece of history, real Americana. I was going through some old family photos, right? And I found the picture of my great-great-grandfather, General Cornwall Tanner, okay? I had it blown up and completely restored. Look at this.
[shows the portrait]
Jesse Katsopolis : You should have just had it blown up.
[Jesse and Joey laugh over the joke]
Danny Tanner : Just so happens he was a great Civil War hero and this should be put in a place of honor.
Joey Gladstone : How about under the mantle?
Danny Tanner : The fireplace is under the mantle.
Joey Gladstone : I'll get the matches.
[Jesse and Joey laugh again]