Full House (TV Series)

You Pet It, You Bought It (1994)

Jodie Sweetin: Stephanie Tanner

Quotes 

• [Michelle's pet donkey ate Stephanie's geography project] 

  Danny Tanner : Just take it easy, sweetheart. I'll write you a note.

  Stephanie Tanner : What are you gonna say? The donkey ate my homework? I used that one last week.

• Michelle Tanner : [Michelle and Steph are looking out their bedroom window watching Shorty disturbing the neighborhood]  Do you think the neighbors can hear him?

  Female Neighbor : [from outside, angrily]  Whatever that is, I'm gonna shoot it!

  [Michelle now has a fearful expression] 

  Stephanie Tanner : I'm guessing they can.

• Danny Tanner : [about Shorty]  Michelle, look, I'm sorry you got ripped off, but he cannot stay here in this house. He sheds, he stinks, he's dirty.

  Stephanie Tanner : You let Kimmy in here.

  Kimmy Gibbler : I don't shed.