Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Teenage Caveman (1991)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

Quotes 

• [watching the grotesquely inhumane short "Catching Trouble"] 

  Crow T. Robot : Joel, do people do this on Earth?

  Tom Servo : Yeah, Joel, isn't this wrong?

  Joel : Yeah, guys. I'm really ashamed of my race right now.

  [Joel turns to the viewers at home] 

  Joel : We'd just like to apologize to everyone everywhere for this...

• Crow T. Robot : Cross your legs, Robert! We can see the squirrel!

• [During the credits] 

  Crow T. Robot : Based on the stage play by Lillian Hellman.

  Tom Servo : "The Caveman's Hour!" Hee hee.

• Teenage Caveman : This... thing that gives death with it's touch...

  Crow T. Robot : Penny Marshall?

• [Robert Vaughn wakes up groggy] 

  Crow T. Robot : Hey, he's invented the Hangover.