Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Teenage Caveman (1991)

Joel Hodgson: Joel Robinson

Quotes 

• [watching the grotesquely inhumane short "Catching Trouble"] 

  Crow T. Robot : Joel, do people do this on Earth?

  Tom Servo : Yeah, Joel, isn't this wrong?

  Joel : Yeah, guys. I'm really ashamed of my race right now.

  [Joel turns to the viewers at home] 

  Joel : We'd just like to apologize to everyone everywhere for this...

• [Robert Vaughn is running away from the God creature] 

  Joel : [singing]  Bob, Bob, Bob of the Jungle, / Friend to you and me...

  [Vaughn runs into a tree and is knocked unconscious] 

  Joel : Watch out for that... tree.