- [opening narration]
- Narrator: Deep beneath the bleak and dismal water of their vast, remote swamp, sinister plans are in the making by the ever-scheming Legion of Doom.
- [first lines]
- Bizarro: Me tired always lose to SuperFriends. Me go home to Bizarro World where everything backwards. There, losing equal winning.
- Lex Luthor: Silence, Bizarro! Or you'll be the one who loses.
- [last lines]
- Green Lantern: We'll take care of them in the future and any other time they try to spread their injustice in the domain of the SuperFriends.